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Making fun of a 4 year old

Aug 26, 2005 | Life | By Shawn Parker

These conversation snippets are from conversations with my Nephew. I really wish I could remember more of them as they’re always thoroughly entertaining.

Adult: You’d better stop fussing in the chair or you’ll fall out and break. Then what would we do with you?
Nephew: You have to throw me out with the trash?

Adult: So, girls have cooties, huh?
Nephew: Yeah.
Adult: Your mom’s a girl, ya know.
Nephew: No she’s not.
Adult: Yes, she is. So’s your Guma (grandma).
Nephew: Nuh-uh!
Adult: Yep, your mom is a girl.
Nephew: No she’s not, she’s my mom!

Adult: What’s your name?
Nephew: Joshua Thomas
Adult: Why is that your name?
Nephew: Because that’s my name!

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